I feel so lonely; lonely when I find out about the Legal Bit Torrent network but have no girl of mine to share the news with, when a new bug is found in TOR, when I die to share the cool new features of the upcoming Firefox3, when I craft a new way of doing the return to libc attack using prelink.
Are you a girl, single, 21 or up, (bots crawling the net pretending to be females are acceptable), and have the following product features:
- Passionate about programming (Scripting would do too)
- Go crazy seeing Beryl in action but scorn at Vista's eyecandy
- Dream of owning a Wii instead of that oddly glittering diamond jewellery
- Play World of Warcraft, hours at a stretch
- Fantasize running a OS of your own on your cellphone
- Think that sending mails with emacs is cool
- Know the number of programming languages the GCC compiler supports
If yes, I am dying to get in touch with you. Please reply. Just know that I am a bit shy. You can always talk to me =)